When the Raptor finally comes, and every knee shall bow, will you be afraid or happy?

Question: Dustin: Raptor. "Rapture" is a Christian belief.

Answer: FEAR NOT, FOR I AM A MERCIFUL RAPTOR. REPENT, AND I SHALL BLESS THEE WITH GOOD TIDINGS OF FEATHER-DOWN PILLOWS, AND EAGLE EGG OMLETTES. DISPLEASE ME, AND I WILL SURELY DESTROY YOUR CAR'S NEW PAINT JOB FROM ABOVE! EDIT: POPPY, THE RAPTOR IS PLEASED WITH YOUR OFFERING. 'TIS GOOD TO BE AN OMNIPOTENT HALIAEETUS LEUCOCEPHALUS. (you're not a vestil vigin, are you?) ;-}

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